'Keeping Up With the Kardashians' Recap: Kris Jenner's Bladder Is as Out of Control as Kylie & Kendall

From Kim's psoriasis diagnosis last week to Kris Jenner's incontinence issues this week, the Kardashians are educating the masses on a host of medical of issues from which the family suffers. On this week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians we saw Jenner repeatedly pee her pants, and her daughters endlessly torment her about seeing a doctor to address the problem.

 

"You smell like a pee pad," from Khloe.

"How's your leaky vag?" from Kourtney.

You know, really helpful, supportive things like that, and then trapping her in a restaurant booth and not letting her out in time so that she does once again pee her pants. Enough was enough, and she finally went to the doctor.

He diagnosed her with stress incontinence, a pretty common problem in women who have had children, and prescribed a bunch of Kegel exercises. In addition to the Kegels, the ever industrious Jenner went out and got a deal endorsing pads for "light leakage." I suppose if there's any way to turn such pissy news around, that's the way to do it. You would think she might too proud to hawk such things ... but then again, no you wouldn't.

"Now you can squirt all day and night," Khloe concluded.

The other dilemma of the night was how to turn Kylie and Kendall Jenner around and save them from the bratty, entitled path to bitchood they seem to be traveling down. Stealing Bruce Jenner's credit card for a shopping spree was the final straw, and Jenner decided taking them to a homeless shelter was the way to that. It was one of his better ideas (much better than his decision to sport earrings).

They bonded with a smart and strong girl named Miranda, who lived in the shelter with her dad and sister. The Jenner girls seemed genuinely moved by her plight and did a good job just hanging out with her and hearing her. They exchanged numbers and promised to text each other, which I hope they do, though I question how a girl living in a homeless shelter can afford a phone and text plan.

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